Bernie Ecclestoned to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 months agoBobi, the world's oldest dog ever, dies aged 31www.bbc.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1632arrow-down118cross-posted to: andfinally@feddit.uk
arrow-up1614arrow-down1external-linkBobi, the world's oldest dog ever, dies aged 31www.bbc.co.ukBernie Ecclestoned to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 months agomessage-square42fedilinkcross-posted to: andfinally@feddit.uk
minus-squareverysoftlinkfedilink23•11 months agoThat’s the secret to living long, just don’t go grey.
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minus-square@JustAManOnAToilet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish4•11 months agoThere’s a natural regimen to save yourself - you must cut out all gluten, eat meals consisting of horse/radish paste (that’s a paste made of horses and radishes), and drink at least 6 glasses of clam juice per day.
minus-square@nezbyte@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish4•11 months agoEtsy or eBay surprisingly enough. They are mildly radioactive, but worth every penny!
That’s the secret to living long, just don’t go grey.
Im not even 30 yet and im going gray. How fucked am i
You will be lucky to outlive Bobi.
(notes your comment is 5 hours old. Too late to reply.)
There’s a natural regimen to save yourself - you must cut out all gluten, eat meals consisting of horse/radish paste (that’s a paste made of horses and radishes), and drink at least 6 glasses of clam juice per day.
Where do you get your gluten free horses?
Etsy or eBay surprisingly enough. They are mildly radioactive, but worth every penny!
At least you have hair
Ima try that.
Hair dye is the fountain of youth.