• Admiral Patrick
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    1721 year ago

    The way the headline started out and was phrased, I thought he died.

    You can imagine my disappointment.

      • Chainweasel
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        211 year ago

        Money is the fountain of youth in this country. Can you imagine if the US had universal Heathcare like every other developed nation in the world? The Proles might live as long as the elites and we can’t have that now, can we?

        • yip-bonk
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          71 year ago

          I mean, the snark is absolutely warranted but for anyone who’s not clear - yeah. That’s the whole idea. Poor people die working cheaply, then the next crop who don’t know shit yet get promoted and continue happily working for cheap. Capitalism is inherently built to fail in just this way. It’s better than some alternatives, i.e. monarchy, but the end stages are just - this - over and over. No healthcare, more guns.

      • DarkGamer
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        181 year ago

        Heaps and heaps of money, and possibly deals with evil supernatural creatures.

      • Hairyblue
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        121 year ago

        The evil acts of spreading lies to destroy our democracy keeps him unnaturally alive.

        Murdoch is a wicked man.

      • TwoGems
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        71 year ago

        Being rich means never being stressed or working and having access to medical care that keeps you alive like a blood sucking vampire.

      • @Voli@lemmy.ml
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        31 year ago

        Well Henry Kissinger is gonna die this week, so hopefully he’s next on the chopping block

    • @TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee
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      131 year ago

      “All men have an emotion to kill; when they strongly dislike some one they involuntarily wish he was dead. I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.”- Clarence Darrow

    • dumdum666
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      11 year ago

      I actually read that he dropped dead… it’s more than time