• @GreenMario@lemm.ee
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      181 year ago

      Or cat lady from Lower Decks. Probably smack you and yell GET BETTER DUMBASS. And actually do get better.

      • m_r_butts
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        81 year ago

        The Korean doctor I see is the closest I’ve ever seen in real life. Including smacking me and telling me to do better.

      • @marcos@lemmy.world
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        61 year ago

        Cat lady is just great.

        “Yeah, I’ll just cut you in half. It’s ok, we will regenerate one of the halfs later. Of course you will not die! Oh, I explicitly ordered her not to tell you the truth; don’t mind, you won’t die.”

      • Now I wish that the EMH smoked and when questioned about it he just says “I’m a hologram. It’s a holographic cigarette. It can’t hurt you. Blows holographic smoke in their face. See?”

      • Hot Saucerman
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        181 year ago

        No, dear god, no. Never, ever Andy Dick.

        Can’t believe Dr. Zimmerman thought that creep was an upgrade.