“Yeah, I’ll just cut you in half. It’s ok, we will regenerate one of the halfs later. Of course you will not die! Oh, I explicitly ordered her not to tell you the truth; don’t mind, you won’t die.”
Now I wish that the EMH smoked and when questioned about it he just says “I’m a hologram. It’s a holographic cigarette. It can’t hurt you. Blows holographic smoke in their face. See?”
I prefer the Emergency Medical Hologram’s bedside manner.
Or cat lady from Lower Decks. Probably smack you and yell GET BETTER DUMBASS. And actually do get better.
The Korean doctor I see is the closest I’ve ever seen in real life. Including smacking me and telling me to do better.
Sounds like you’ve got “High Expectations Asian Father meme” as a doctor.
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Cat lady is just great.
“Yeah, I’ll just cut you in half. It’s ok, we will regenerate one of the halfs later. Of course you will not die! Oh, I explicitly ordered her not to tell you the truth; don’t mind, you won’t die.”
But she’ll light up with you
Now I wish that the EMH smoked and when questioned about it he just says “I’m a hologram. It’s a holographic cigarette. It can’t hurt you. Blows holographic smoke in their face. See?”
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No, dear god, no. Never, ever Andy Dick.
Can’t believe Dr. Zimmerman thought that creep was an upgrade.