Due to my exposure on the Internet, I’ve begun to take on some phrases and things from other English-speaking countries that I like. “Can’t be fucked” is one of my favorites for when I’m too lazy to do something.
I’m a fan of the word Cunt as a term of endearment after having a few online friends from Australia over the years. Shame you can’t really use it much in the states in such a way.
Due to my exposure on the Internet, I’ve begun to take on some phrases and things from other English-speaking countries that I like. “Can’t be fucked” is one of my favorites for when I’m too lazy to do something.
Same, “Buggered it” is a really nice workplace alternative to “fucked it up”
A downside is I don’t know how to spell gray/grey
Thinking buggered is better than fuck is more silly than thinking cunt is worse than dick. Mind you, none of them are bothering me.
Edit: Well, my spellchecker thinks cunt is worse.
“Bugger” is funnier when you mentally replace it with “arsefuck” whenever you see it used.
Absolutely chuffed to bits
I first heard this one from Mumbo Jumbo and fully intend to use it some day.
My favorite is using "crap and “pants” as adjectives.
“This show is pants.”
“It’s a bit crap, innit.”
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As a Canadian who’s moved to Scotland, my new personal favourite is: Get to fuck.
git tae fook
That’s the one! Warms my heart ❤️
Innit.
Glass of wa’er
Bo’o’o’wo’ah
Boddlawodder
Fuck off cunt, we’re both as bad as eachother
I’m a fan of the word Cunt as a term of endearment after having a few online friends from Australia over the years. Shame you can’t really use it much in the states in such a way.