I’m seeking the services of an attorney to represent me as plaintiff in content court against the moderator of !funhole@lemmy.sdf.org @qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org for stealing my content.

EXHIBIT A: The content which was stolen

EXHIBIT B: The content as stolen

EXHIBIT C: In which qrstuv claims the content to be theirs, with no credit to my original content

As restitution for the damages I am seeking:

  • A resolution to the Hank decides on new eggs cliffhanger by no later than World Egg Day (2025-10-10)
  • A mandatory week of Rocky & Bullwinkle themed-content to be commenced the day following World Egg Day
  • That qrstuv be deducted 10 billion Funhole points
  • SanctimoniousApeEnglish
    3·
    5 days ago

    How… *ahem* …content would meeting those demands really make you, tho?

    • pieguy@lemmy.sdf.orgOPEnglish
      3·
      5 days ago

      Very! We’ve waited over a year for the thrilling conclusion to Hank decides on new eggs. And Rocky & Bullwinkle content is sure to hammer home the fact that content thievery is not to be taken lightly!