That orc TV has too many thoughts, not enough shouting and explosives. Orcs would watch wrestling, Michael Bay movies, and Russian candid camera shows where they surprise people with boobs.
Halflings are absolutely not known for their passion. Simplicity with a spark of mischief is their bag. They’d go for gardening shows, cooking shows, home improvement shows, and true crime to remind them about how great life is at home compared to those crime ridden tall folk cities.
The Fae don’t have TVs. You and your loved ones are their TV. Dance, puppet, dance. …unless you’d like your daughter to dance for us?
Starts out pretty good but goes quickly downhill.
That Gnome TV makes gno sense at all.
That orc TV has too many thoughts, not enough shouting and explosives. Orcs would watch wrestling, Michael Bay movies, and Russian candid camera shows where they surprise people with boobs.
Halflings are absolutely not known for their passion. Simplicity with a spark of mischief is their bag. They’d go for gardening shows, cooking shows, home improvement shows, and true crime to remind them about how great life is at home compared to those crime ridden tall folk cities.
The Fae don’t have TVs. You and your loved ones are their TV. Dance, puppet, dance. …unless you’d like your daughter to dance for us?