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    3 days ago

    Why would anyone wealthy conduct a transaction traceable to them in this instance?

    They can’t hire somebody to hire somebody to hire somebody to put on a mask and go hire a rando and survey the rando until the job is done and take 90-99% of the profits?

    Rando guaranteed to be arrested and will come 100% clean:

    “It was a MALE! In a black mask! I even know their height!! Give me an audio lineup at the precinct, it’s one of 150 million I know it!”

    “…they drove a late 90s Toyota Camry!”

    (no money under the mattress could explain it a bit)