poor gut motility and entertainment
the poo in my colon is getting quite large recently even getting some press coverage and there are unfortunately few posts promoting home remedies or distracting entertainment/drama
what happens then is that i eat out of boredom while i could be enjoying some drama so here are some stats
| category | internet drama exposure | bowel movement frequency | stool consistency | overall gut happiness |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| high | 5+ hours daily | 2-3 times daily | soft & regular | mildly irritated |
| moderate | 2-4 hours daily | daily | formed & consistent | content |
| low | less than 1 hour daily | every other day | firm | slightly bloated |
| none | 0 hours daily | 2-3 times weekly | hard & inconsistent | extremely bloated |
My mom always said I was sharp as a hammer.