Flying Squid to Political Memes@lemmy.world • 12 hours agoWhat has she done to stop the genocide on Alderaan?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square89fedilinkarrow-up1690arrow-down135
arrow-up1655arrow-down1imageWhat has she done to stop the genocide on Alderaan?lemmy.worldFlying Squid to Political Memes@lemmy.world • 12 hours agomessage-square89fedilink
minus-square@Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink6•edit-210 hours agoNo, Elon Musk is Leia and Trump is Han Solo. I’ll link you the fan fic.
minus-squareFlying SquidOPlinkfedilink22•10 hours agoThat’s okay. You really don’t have to go to the trouble. You really don’t have to.
minus-square@Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink10•edit-210 hours agoI think you’re going to like the part about Luke and Leia’s kiss though. I’m not going to spoil it though, ok I can’t help myself spoiler Rudy Giuliani is Luke
minus-square@JaymesRS@literature.cafelinkfedilinkEnglish10•10 hours agoIs that the one where “Han” “upgrades” the Falcon to a Cybertruck because it “totally has more storage, bro!”
minus-squareenkerslinkfedilink13•edit-210 hours agoI’m just here imagining Luke getting his hand chopped off by the cybertruck power trunk mechanism instead of by Vader.
No, Elon Musk is Leia and Trump is Han Solo. I’ll link you the fan fic.
That’s okay. You really don’t have to go to the trouble. You really don’t have to.
I think you’re going to like the part about Luke and Leia’s kiss though. I’m not going to spoil it though, ok I can’t help myself
spoiler
Rudy Giuliani is Luke
Is that the one where “Han” “upgrades” the Falcon to a Cybertruck because it “totally has more storage, bro!”
I’m just here imagining Luke getting his hand chopped off by the cybertruck power trunk mechanism instead of by Vader.