• nfh
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    28123 hours ago

    Only one of these men taught high school. Coincidence, I think not

    • FuglyDuck
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      15523 hours ago

      also, only one of those men hasn’t had plastic surgery and doesn’t pay a small fortune to maintain their fake-ass-hair, or their fake-ass-smile.

      • @Pronell@lemmy.world
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        5923 hours ago

        Reminder - look at Tom Cruise’s teeth. He has a single middle front tooth.

        Not shaming him for having had bad teeth of course, just pointing it out. Many other superior reasons to shame him.

        • FuglyDuck
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          3223 hours ago

          having bad teeth is one thing. Don’t get me wrong.

          But they dump a small fortune in purely cosmetic stuff, too. They all do. or like their hair. They’re probably spending a a few hundred a week to keep that hair looking the way it does. Not to mention the plugs, the rogaine or whatever other thing they’re doing to keep from going bald.

          (also, for the record, they Cruise looks like a slimeball about to sell a used car to a sucker. brad pit looks a few synapses short of an original thought.)

          • @ReCursing
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            Cruise looks like a slimeball about to sell a used car to a sucker.

            Which is why he was so perfect for Edge Of Tomorrow. I can;t think of anyone else who could be both that slimy and also believable in the action scenes. Excellent movie. i watched it to get to see Cruise get killed a lot, and I got that in spades, but I also got a superb action movie!

          • ThePowerOfGeek
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            1523 hours ago

            Your point made me realize finding… It’s kind of weird that Cruise hasn’t got his tooth situation fixed considering all the money he’s pumped into plastic surgery, hair treatment, thetan persecution, etc.

                • @Blackmist@feddit.uk
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                  258 minutes ago

                  Yeah, the middle tooth is like a leftover thing. He used to have really awful teeth up to and including Legend I think.

                  It would probably need some quite horrendous surgery to move it all over by half a tooth, and tbh he doesn’t need to. It certainly never hurt his career in the pretty boy years, and I don’t see why it would now.

            • @TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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              322 hours ago

              You never know, he might have had a mold made, and wears that. Image is everything to guys like that.

        • @forrgott@lemm.ee
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          623 hours ago

          Oh god, now I can’t unsee…which is awesome! I’m not gonna be able to do anything but laugh at each and every photo I see of him from now on. So, yeah, thanks! :-D

        • @mwguy@infosec.pub
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          11 hour ago

          Or Waltz worked as a teacher, the other men worked as Actors. And they both prioritized thing required in their districts.

        • @scutiger@lemmy.world
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          17 hours ago

          I don’t know that much about Brad Pitt, but while Tom Cruise is a sleazebag in many other ways, he’s one of the hardest working people in Hollywood.

          But he also had work done, yes.

    • Ech
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      321 hours ago

      Upvote for that smooth Incredibles reference.