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How would you hide the body of a 165 Ib, 78 year-old white male who is approximately 6 feet tall?

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  • @teamevil@lemmy.world
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    82 months ago

    Gotta put crushed up glass between the body and what ever dead thing you buried close to the surface to discourage digging

    • Krzd
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      92 months ago

      Fuck no, that would only encourage digging because it’s too suspicious.

      • @CatZoomies@lemmy.world
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        92 months ago

        Good point. Perhaps we also put up a cautionary sign that reads, “Warning: Crushed glass below. Do not dig. No corpses buried at this site.”

        • Krzd
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          32 months ago

          Yeah that seems like it should work :D

        • Krzd
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          12 months ago

          The animals don’t do any digging. They just report the death smell, and the handlers then have to dig and confirm why the dog reported.