piefedderatedd to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 13 days agoCat makes surprise return home four days after being ‘cremated’www.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square44fedilinkarrow-up1316arrow-down15 cross-posted to: weirdnews@real.lemmy.fan
arrow-up1311arrow-down1external-linkCat makes surprise return home four days after being ‘cremated’www.theguardian.compiefedderatedd to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 13 days agomessage-square44fedilink cross-posted to: weirdnews@real.lemmy.fan
minus-square@Rolando@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish84•13 days ago [12] And on the third day, Ted rose from the ashes. [13] And there was a great consternation and much amazement among the humans as Ted did walk among them, proclaiming with meows and with postures: [14] “Where is my food, Cecil and Emily? For until a cat has decided to leave, they should still be considered among you.” The Book of Ted, Chapter 9 Verses 12-14.
minus-square@CeruleanRuinlinkEnglish4•11 days agoNow please turn to song 146 in your hymnals, The Cat Cameth Back.
The Book of Ted, Chapter 9 Verses 12-14.
I’m a devout believer, now.
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Now please turn to song 146 in your hymnals, The Cat Cameth Back.