MrSebSinM to Cyanide and Happiness@lemm.ee • 3 months ago14 August 2024sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square111fedilinkarrow-up11.07Karrow-down139
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minus-square@MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netlinkfedilink42•3 months agoSir, this is a Wendy’s physician’s office. You’re here for your annual checkup. I am just taking down some basic information before the doctor arrives. Please unclench your fists so I can take your pulse/Ox.
minus-square@Aggravationstation@feddit.uklinkfedilink26•3 months agoAin’t doing shit 'til I get that prostate exam.
minus-square@haulyard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink26•3 months agoHighly recommend doing shit prior to that.
minus-squared00phylinkfedilinkEnglish5•3 months agoInstructions unclear. Chores are done, but doctor is angry at me.
Sir, this is a
Wendy’sphysician’s office. You’re here for your annual checkup. I am just taking down some basic information before the doctor arrives. Please unclench your fists so I can take your pulse/Ox.Ain’t doing shit 'til I get that prostate exam.
Highly recommend doing shit prior to that.
Instructions unclear. Chores are done, but doctor is angry at me.
Somebody made an awful mess…
Leave my Ox alone, you cattle thief.