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xkbx@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•"Pilot had to dive aggressively to avoid midair collision over Burbank airport."1852·2 days agoFinally, the freedom to have sick plane crashes thanks to deregulation 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥
xkbx@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•God used Confusion! It was super effective!4·2 days agowait I actually get that
xkbx@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•God used Confusion! It was super effective!11·2 days agoHa, I can read 50% of this meme
I believe I am more confused than if I could read none
I was gonna go for Dolphewer (dolphin + fewer as fewer sounds like Führer)
They make the Transforming noise ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
xkbx@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•>MFW I overclocked my electric toothbrush7·4 days agowhen yo girl asks u to fart in her face 😎
Deep Purple x Misfits crossover? That sounds terrible, I’ll only purchase two albums
xkbx@startrek.websiteOPto Steam Deck@sopuli.xyz•[Help] Buying Steam Deck locally vs internationally1·8 days agoI haven’t had any issues last time when I brought my OLED Steam Deck into France, and typically I only bring carry-on. Then again, I also really don’t mind traveling light.
xkbx@startrek.websiteOPto Steam Deck@sopuli.xyz•[Help] Buying Steam Deck locally vs internationally6·8 days agoThis is a really good point, thank you!
xkbx@startrek.websiteto Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•The majority of people in my Municipality don't need to take a car.English51·8 days agoMontreal is far, FAR from good public transit. As soon as you’re outside of the core central area of the city, a 20 minute drive turns to a 1 or 1.5 hour trip. It takes me 8 minutes to drive to work, 12 to bike, and 30 to take the bus.
Even if you’re in the city, certain routes take 45 minutes via the subway instead of just 20 by car (parking is still a nightmare though.)
I’ve only ever taken public transit in Montreal, Toronto, New York City, and Paris. Paris is pretty damn decent, and I didn’t have any incidents in Toronto. NYC was pretty confusing sometimes. Montreal is absolutely abysmal though compared to the other 3.
Of course, that’s just my opinion, you’d much rather hear from people who live these other cities.
Oh no, this is just an edit, it’s not real.
Source: I made it up
Man I can’t keep up with all the new music stars’ names
Fun fact, if you copy something a person does, you’re mocking them. But if you reword what they’re saying and throw it back to them, you’re intellectually deepening the conversation 🧠🧠🧠
xkbx@startrek.websiteto Greentext@sh.itjust.works•Its your duty to take care of the young791·10 days agoreal and wholesome :’)
I just rub her left labia for two minutes then ask her if she came
༼ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽ ⌐■-■ Mission accomplished ᕕ༼⌐■-■༽ᕗ
xkbx@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The results are in! 98.8% of Lemmy is gay (n=241)11·11 days agoFake: I didn’t vote in this pole
Gay: I didn’t “vote” on this pole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It’s like when children grab the toys of others. They don’t want to play with the toy, the fact of the toy being possessed is what makes the toy desirable. The grass is always married on the other side of the fence.