And Russia won it without spending any money on their military. They just had to hire a room full of internet trolls.

Oh, I’m well aware.

Mission accomplished.

Well, they’re not fetuses so conservatives don’t care.

Like infrastructure week!

I’d do it in seconds.

Me, too.

Seriously. Some rando is just recording in the White House? Can’t be a security risk there!

These companies don’t even have to go to that much trouble, since people seem to be just fine connecting everything to the internet willingly.

I don’t even want his charred remains here.

The planet? That would be great.

Yep. He has to only have sons, so he has to go the IVF route.

They did help Trump get reelected.

It wouldn’t have even been possible if they had been using the proper channels for communications.

In their AI-centered, techno-feudal utopia, the elderly are just a drain.