As long as they are prepared to fight back with zingers like “I’m sorry I don’t have a plane to give you”, I’m good with it.

Roasting? That sausage looks like charcoal!

Is this the new pride flag for owlsexuals?

Split space bars are more stable and they give you an extra key that is easy to access. I use mine for Esc, since I am a vim addict.

They both sound like a blatant ripoff of that Futurama episode

Does Kraft “cheese” really count as food though?

It is the same way they treat the Bible. Literally true except when they disagree.

Ok but I still don’t want to

A Zipline for every pool!

Probably just jealous

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