Spykee

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Cake day: August 4th, 2025

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  • I am a fat ass.
    I got myself a gym membership.
    Had begun going, but then slacked off because of the reason listed in the first line.
    Then, I saw this really superb workout underwear thing, (fuck knows what are they called), in a mall and thought that this might help me go back. So I bought a pair.
    I shit you not, this fabric, I don’t know what this is. But it’s so fine that my jewels feel like they have been wrapped snug in velvet, they just feel so safe!
    I’m a grower and not a shower but even then oh my heaven, my twigs and berries make a mound so perfect, it would make Himeros proud.
    I think it’s the same material they make Yoga pants with for women.
    I now understand the fascination.
    I now go to the gym just so that I get to wear these fancy knickers.





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    10 hours ago

    That’s because it’s the right thing to do.
    I was there and the cars, the trucks and everything in-between, are everywhere except their own fucking lane!
    Everybody was in a hurry like all of you overslept and are now late to the class.
    You shitheads need to calm the fuck down.






  • First of all,
    You fuckers need to bring out your own dictionary.
    Budgie smugglers? I thought that’s Australian for Gum Boots. Turns out, it kinda is actually, but for your Johnson & co.
    Secondly, When wearing a thong (the real sexy kind) in a grocery store becomes a norm in your part of planet, I’m moving there permanently.
    Third,
    Lunch\Cafe in your beachwear?
    Bro, you should’ve started with this.
    Imma land there now.







  • There are now studies that say that prolonged use of AI tools, impacts your cognition & other cognitive deterioration.
    This dude has been smoking sawdust-laced-pot with his GenAI code for decades. Imagine how gooey his brain must’ve become by now. No wonder he can no longer grasp the concept of zeros after numbers.
    Did you ever think about that? No, you only think about yourself.