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Hopefully it maxes out your CPU and memory for no reason.

Fuck. Probably true.

That’s the only way we would get a woman president.

This is the kind of thinking that got us here.

I remember him getting really mad about his plane being tracked. Didn’t know it was on Twitter.

Plot twist!

I’m American, and I agree.

The Art of the Deal

I guess we already filled up all of the for profit prisons in The Land of the Free.

Our food is garbage. It’s all engineered to be fast growing, so it has no time to develop flavor and take up natural nutrients. The result is flavorless, empty food.

From what I’ve read, this is kinda how he ran off the founders of Tesla.

I remember being happy to watch whatever came on one of the four channels that your TV could pick up with a rabbit ear antenna.

Oops. Wrong Hitler.

Also, it’s not the real Mona Lisa.

Cats never really sleep. They wait.

Dragonforce is awesome.

Personally, I hope they successfully secede, then get taken over by Mexico. #maketexasmexicoagain

He’s one of the reasons my wife and I moved out of Texas.

Did he get confused and hire a prostitute as a lawyer?