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Cake day: September 7th, 2024

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    • You will understand how to use AI tools for real-time employee engagement analysis
    • You will create personalized employee development plans using AI-driven analytics
    • You will learn to enhance employee well-being programs with AI-driven insights and recommendations

    You will learn to create the torment nexus

    • You will prepare your career for your future work in a world with robots and AI

    You will learn to live in the torment nexus

    • You will gain expertise in ethical considerations when implementing AI in HR practices

    I assume it’s a single slide that says “LOL who cares”


  • Maybe someone has put into their heads that they have to “go with the times”, because AI is “inevitable” and “here to stay”. And if they don’t adapt, AI would obsolete them. That Wikipedia would become irrelevant because their leadership was hostile to “progress” and rejected “emerging technology”, just like Wikipedia obsoleted most of the old print encyclopedia vendors. And one day they would be blamed for it, because they were stuck in the past at a crucial moment. But if they adopt AI now, they might imagine, one day they will be praised as the visionaries who carried Wikipedia over to the next golden age of technology.

    Of course all of that is complete bullshit. But instilling those fears (“use it now, or you will be left behind!”) is a big part of the AI marketing messaging which is blasted everywhere non-stop. So I wouldn’t be surprised if those are the brainworms in their heads.













  • Seeing a lot of talk about OpenAI acquiring a company with Jony Ive and he’s supposedly going to design them some AI gadget.

    Calling it now: it will be a huge flop. Just like the Humane Pin and that Rabbit thing. Only the size of the marketing campaign, and maybe its endurance due to greater funding, will make it last a little longer.

    It appears that many people think that Jony Ive can perform some kind of magic that will make a product successful, I wonder if Sam Altman believes that too, or maybe he just wants the big name for marketing purposes.

    Personally, I’ve not been impressed with Ive’s design work in the past many years. Well, I’m sure the thing is going to look very nice, probably a really pleasingly shaped chunk of aluminium. (Will they do a video with Ive in a featureless white room where he can talk about how “unapologetically honest” the design is?) But IMO Ive has long ago lost touch with designing things to be actually useful, at some point he went all in on heavily prioritizing form over function (or maybe he always did, I’m not so sure anymore). Combine that with the overall loss of connection to reality from the AI true believers and I think the resulting product could turn to be actually hilarious.

    The open question is: will the tech press react with ridicule, like it did for the Humane Pin? Or will we have to endure excruciating months of critihype?

    I guess Apple can breathe a sigh of relief though. One day there will be listicles for “the biggest gadget flops of the 2020s”, and that upcoming OpenAI device might push Vision Pro to second place.




  • Oh god, so many horror quotes in there.

    With a community of 116 million users a month, Duolingo has amassed loads of data about how people learn

    …and that’s why I try to avoid using smartphone apps as much as possible.

    “Ultimately, I’m not sure that there’s anything computers can’t really teach you,”

    How about common sense…

    “it’s just a lot more scalable to teach with AI than with teachers.”

    Ugh. So terrible. Tech’s obsession with “scaling” is one of the worst things about tech.

    If “it’s one teacher and like 30 students, each teacher cannot give individualized attention to each student,” he said. “But the computer can.

    No, it cannot. It’s a statistical model, it cannot give attention to anything or anyone, what are you talking about.

    Duolingo’s CFO made similar comments last year, saying, “AI helps us replicate what a good teacher does”

    Did this person ever have a good teacher in their life

    the company has essentially run 16,000 A/B tests over its existence

    Aaaarrgh. Tech’s obsession with A/B testing is another one of the worst things about tech.

    Ok I stop here now, there’s more, almost every paragraph contains something horrible.



  • Grok is coming to Azure.

    My opinion of Microsoft has gone through many stages over time.

    In the late 90s I hated them, for some very good reasons but admittedly also some bad and silly reasons.

    This carried over into the 2000s, but in the mid-to-late 00s there was a time when I thought they had changed. I used Windows much more again, I bought a student license of Office 2007 and I used it for a lot of uni stuff (Word finally had decent equation entry/rendering!). And I even learned some Win32, and then C#, which I really liked at the time.

    In the 2010s I turned away from Windows again to other platforms, for mostly tech-related reasons, but I didn’t dislike Microsoft much per se. This changed around the release of Win 10 with its forced spyware privacy violation telemetry since I categorically reject such coercion. Suddenly Microsoft did one of the very things that they were wrongly accused of doing 15 years earlier.

    Now it’s the 2020s and they push GenAI on users with force, and then they align with fascists (see link at the beginning of this comment). I despise them more now than I ever did before, I hope the AI bubble burst will bankrupt them.