They come out naked to the world. Like some kind of sick fucks wanting to be fucked.
Newborns should plop out directly into an onsie.
And every hospital should have a room with alcohol in it. So good fathers can be drunk and absent from the get go. And not look at them nekid dei infants.
If the delivery takes too long, the mother is bound by law to be slapped around for AT LEAST 5 min.
But no longer than 1h. We are not monsters. We dont want the father to sober up.
I AM PLANNING A VACAY-CAYS. While on a proper mass transit. Vacaycays, I can afford them and I will be paid for days off.
I also cannot decide to which cultural event to go. There is like some open air cinema, with classics screening. Or go for a niche artsy stuff.
I think Europe is in a bad shape.
And nazi russia should rush in and just fucking raze it to the ground.