Be the Punisher.

Want to make cool skull logo out of burning cars.

Can’t really see the parking lot from above.

Just sort of pace out the outlines with gasoline, hope you get the proportions right.

Comes out like this:

Comparing the attacks and India’s response to 9/11 is apt because America’s response led to America wasting billions if not trillions of dollars fighting a series of wars that had the primary effect of making people hate us even more than they did before, and also led our national politics down an ever stupider road than we were on before and let us directly to the point where we have our own tinpot dictator.

If history should teach us anything, it’s that America’s response to 9/11 is the absolute opposite of what one should do when attacked, if one wants to have a better long-term outcome.

Goddamn triangle grid downtown!

Me: “Oops, I went the wrong way! I’ll just take two rights and be going back the way I came!”

Pittsburgh: “The fuck you will!”

Great city, though, once I let go of my preconceived notions of how navigation works.

Han Solo never even met that guy! He was Lando’s friend!

Horizon Zero Dawn would have been awesome with a nemesis system, especially if it was applied to the robo-dinosaurs. You could have the in-universe justification that a particular robot uploads its consciousness upon death and downloads into a new body, and now it remembers how you killed it before and it will adapt accordingly. Start having epic robots that know you, and you have to keep an eye out for them, but also upon being destroyed they could dispense better scraps.

If it’s going to have some kind of inventory system… figure out a way to prevent players from hoarding high-value items until the end of the game, at which point they are either meaningless because you’re so leveled up, or else you can trivially defeat the final boss by spamming all the holy hand grenades you’ve been socking away.

Pope Joan was quizzical…

This is a valuable way of seeing how prices have changed in different ways for different categories, just since 2000.

We ain’t got the money for the mortgage on the farm!

I knew a guy who was raising a Malamute/Wolf hybrid puppy and regularly being used as a chew toy and he got into a skiing accident and when the ski patrol came to scrape him up they were convinced that he was an absolutely massive heroin addict.

Now I want to see SSJ3 Goku with his hair all neatly braided like Rapunzel’s was at the festival.

EDIT: Okay, it’s ugly as sin, but here it is:

I knew I made this for a reason

I dunno, if you look at the track record, Afghanistan is a pretty impressive military power. They defeated the US, Russia, Britain…

My kid was supposed to bring in objects for show and tell that started with tw- and tr- and after casting about for a minute I thought of sending her in with a TWink with a dumpTRuck ass, and I think the internet has broken my mind.

There’s this compilation of songs from the Cold War that are all about nuclear paranoia and anti-Communist fervor, and there are a few bangers in there, like Mr. Krushchev. More recent than 60+ years old? You got me.

“I’m not old! I’m three thousand and seven!”

Aw, this is what I get for not paying attention to what instance I was posting in.