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The most innocent bystander

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Cake day: March 12th, 2024

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  • FAIL ARTICLE

    Yes it’s worse that 9 year old Carter died than the 82000 others because he’s a child and/or woman. So at least they didn’t show us some middle aged man and say ‘this guy died and 82000 others’. that would be totally nonheartbreaking cuz no one cares about middle age men. So at least they managed halfheartbreaking by focusing on a child out of those 82000. But they should have learned from all the girl martyr gaza stories. If events are most horrific if they happen to women and children, the trick is to combine women and children: girls. Out of 82000 people they couldn’t find a girl to maximize heartbreak with? So instead they settle for halfheartbreak using a boy. At least they didn’t settle for 1/5 heartbreak using a woman or 1/10 heartbreak using a man. But still, come on. Shouldn’t have been hard to, out of 82000 people, find a girl. fail media

    this isnt so much sarcasm as it is really blatantly pointing out something disgusting about media involving this type of story





  • tbh i dont really consider those humans because they did not try to colonize the world, set up factories, harvest the natural resources, place the plant in a ‘reservation’, and maximize their profit while attempting to maintain control of those under them. On the wiki i didn’t even notice the concept of profit at all. Beside the nonbelievable humans pretty nice story tho.

    tho i’ve always believed a world in perfect harmony should still be able to defend itself from unknown future events if required and it seems the plant did not adequately invest resources in growing this path.

    overall, were I a dark forest entity, I would not eat the plant because it seems to be stably on it’s own world, refining it in to perfection; not a species that wrecks it’s own world while with a drive to spread to other worlds infinitely.






  • tbh if i were a dark forest space entity, i wouldn’t destroy the entire population of earth; only most of the humans. i would keep some of the humans i found most enjoyable, like 0.00002% of them, along with let most other creatures continue while eradicating mosquitoes and ticks and such. need a few humans to explain any earth stuff id be curious about. but ya i could totally see dark forest. it isnt like id let humans spread to other planets and infest them too :) tbh where do i sign up to be a dark forest alien? new goal of what i want to be when i grow up

    new fav concept ty so much!

    edit: would also sterilize those remaining few humans.