I love peanuts but hate peanut m&m but I love regular m&m.

I have nipples

Where am I supposed to keep the tooter?

Sadly my job requires signed papers from each employee to be on file for the state AG department. It’s an enormous waste.

Just bought a brother laser for my job. Damn toner ran out on day 1. I printed 400 pages but still… Oh brother

He also talks about eating dogs. I just made this account after leaving .ee and he’s been around lol

My friends and I partied in a bar in Hamburg until almost 6am one time not realizing it was a gay bar until a guy tried to get me to let him go down on me and when I refused he asked why I was here. I was flattered and had fun but I had no idea lol

Have you tried just asking him out?

I also made most of those shots I didn’t take

In my mind

Ooh I’ll take some addy too. Been too long and I need to clean my fuckin house.