Here’s to a million more pointless deaths at the behest of oligarchs!

I mean, not everyone is a liar.

Lots of people fucked with that. I sent them in for repair twice, I know other people that did. Why spend $80 when they’ll fix their garbage equipment for free?

The Israeli government doesn’t represent everyone who follows the Jewish faith. Jewish practitioners (especially abroad) shouldn’t be assumed to be complicit unless they claim or are shown to be.

Realistically, I can’t imagine why he would be.

Do people even want to shop at Macy’s anymore anyway?

“Thanks, Biden!”

Tweet? That was a John Mulaney joke from like 10 years ago.

I’m totally sucked in and I find this iteration of the power treadmill to be enthralling. Love it.