I’d read this book / watch this show.

The unassuming, nerdy werewolf. Gets picked on by the jocks for being a werewolf, until one of them needs a math tutor in order to play in the next big game and reluctantly gets help from Ashen, the werewolf and an unlikely friendship blossoms.

Just bought a bunch of bird seed because a bunch of birds were scavenging in my front yard.

I’m gonna have bird friends soon!

My sister’s Achilles heel is string cheese, so this would definitely work on her. I used it for the opposite. I’d give her string cheese if she agreed to leave me alone and go away.

Yeah. My true friends know why I disintegrate into a swarm of ravens and they are the only ones I care about knowing anyway.

“All im saying is that it shouldn’t be my job to clear the tub drain after a full moon. Surely, you can understand that!”

I understood the reference.

I don’t know why, but “stealing him” is such a funny way of saying that.

These are great tips. I generally don’t take long term medication other than allergy pills, which don’t have side effects like this and I’m very new to Adderall, so this is very helpful.

No! NOOOOO! Grandma, you whore!

Then why did she leave that “back massager” out all the time?! Just seems irresponsible at that point.

My wife has to remind me often to eat food because I just forget.

Ironically just started taking Adderall for ADHD and a common side effect is that it kills your appetite and people forget to eat.

Damn… am I on the Truman Show or something?

The amount of time I spend trying to remember a thought I was literally in the middle of and often with the most useless details.

For some reason I’ll have like two random things to go off of. “It had to do with “purple” and “about 10 years ago”. Wtf, I was just thinking about it. What was it?

This is something my grandmother would have had and actually used it as a normal shower head and thought nothing of it.

Even spiders have that one uncle that’s like “pull my horseshoe vortices”.

Weird, I haven’t heard anyone say they hated Coldplay for this. In fact, I’d say that Coldplay is one of those bands that is regularly hated on, well before any of the cheating CEO and now, if anything, Coldplay is more liked, even if indirectly just because the situation was funny and meme’d so much.

Remember when cabinet members went to prison for taking bribes from giant companies and in return giving them government contracts (the teapot dome scandal)?

And now that’s just normal “business” for politicians.

Reminds me of comedian, James Acaster saying that dating is just learning more about a person and slowly realizing that you don’t like them as much as you hoped you would.

“I should have warned you, some of the jokes are sad.”

Well, it makes sense then that we used to describe it as being a “Doom-like” game lol.

You’re a saint.

That’s why I mentioned that the US is just operating in a form of soft despotism. It is not obvious the the American people.

Most US citizens believe they have the power or believe they have a lot of power or even at least some power.

Soft despotism gives people the illusion that they are in control, but actually they don’t have any real influence over the government.