I think it’s down volume on my pixel 5 to mute an incoming call.

Girl from ipanema melody. Sorry, it’s the rules.

Like when you pull a piezo clicker out of a hot water system or BBQ then go try it on your cousin.

ahh the quest for decent bedding.

I got a foam squidgey one because my hips were still sore side-lying, it seems to be doing the trick.

I just got one of those.

Nah dude. You gotta respect your girlfriends wishes on this. Maybe consider getting a place when she’s 18 so she can get away? Will she be moving for university?

If her plan is to keep living with her family and never revealing you, there’s no outcome to that path. But if she is looking to move or study or whatever, you might see a future for the relationship.

Talk to her about the future and where this is going.

You can still play it. It’s got a large base.

If you go back on your son receiving this gift, it’ll be a dick of a dad move. Like some people have mentioned your best bet is probably to have a discussion about wealth and ethics with your son as well as letting him know your concerns. Like some people say, it’s a lot of money for YOU, for these people it’s not.

It’s blank for sure. You’ll get to do what you want with it. That is a crispy new looking fence.

Did you mention pulling up plants are your old place or am I getting my moving people confused?

Tubestock natives are usually cheap and often sponsored by councils or bush regeneration projects.

I had to leave the Tote one night as the pub smells were getting to me.

That’s a pretty brutal back yard. Lumpy lawn and colorbond.

Fixed or temporary? Doesn’t sound very positive. Maybe their previous supervisors expected more brown nosing? Maybe that’s why they’re partly a dumping ground for others problems.

11 / 12:30 is pretty rough. No call or text?

Get the GP to check your wee re: gout next time you give them some.

You gotta shoot your shot and then be prepared to walk away if they’re not interested. It’s as simple as that. I’ve ended a few friendships with women I’ve developed a crush on as once I had a crush, they weren’t really friendships anymore.

Ice pack is good concussion treatment, re-watching familiar tv is another.

You shouldn’t cut him off on behalf of your mother. Maybe I’m projecting here because I’ve got a shitty dad, but I reckon your dad’ll give you a reason of your own to cut him off soon enough. He’s starting a new family with the affair partner and doesn’t have time for you? The new affair partner doesn’t like that you call her the “cheating slag” on your weekends with dad. Really there are plenty of reasons likely to pop up, no need to use your mothers excuse.

Start going out in the garden at night and making wolf noises. This sounds like an untreated mental health issue. If no one (council, cops, ambulance) is going to respond to the current levels, try to increase them. Consider calling in a welfare check rather than a noise complaint.

You start in the shower. Wash yourselves, wash each other, tease a little, then dry off, get into a clean bed and have at it. Standing sex in the shower is mediocre at best.