You don’t need to download a cat. They distribute themselves very well. It’s a feature. Try walking around with psspsspss coming out of your mouth and fancy snacks in your pockets and see what happens.

Trying to download … stupid slow bandwidth! D’oh!

It’s no secret that Apartheid Leon is trying to make everything back to the way it was in South Africa when he was a kid.

I’m sure he already has a very nostalgic flag picked out when the name changes to The United States of X.

Sentenced to one night of rehabilitation?

It depends on the charge. Some only need a majority, some need a unanimous vote.

Saint Mangione! The patron saint of medical benefits.

I don’t understand how we got into a position where we send tax money to privately funded and religious based schools. I get it that people want to send those kids to private school, but these schools should not be receiving federal subsidies for books, lunches, breakfasts, and whatever else the federal programs pay out for.

Ha! Sorry friend, but they didn’t determine the books of the Bible during the Nicean Council of 325 (see Bart Erhman for reference, not Dan Brown). The books of the Bible were hotly contested for many years which is why we don’t have the gnostic gospels reflected in today’s versions of the book. Judas, Thomas, the shepherd of Hermas, are all great fan-fics written the same time everyone was pretending to be Paul.

I can’t drive by rock climbing gyms without singing “Cliff Hanger!”

Between the Lions. There were far too many Dad puns for my little brain to handle. It broke me

I would have never memorized the presidents without Yakko, Wakko and Dot

Don’t forget Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers

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All those cooking simulators were for what then? Of course we are domestic. We know how to make pesto.

We are Luigi

Every hear of suicide by cop? Now hear me out, what if it wasn’t a cop who pulled the trigger but just a regular person? Hmm…

Yes, track the dollars even if the outflow is greater than the inflow. Then you will at least have an idea of where to start

Also, generally avoid alcohol consumption. It’s weird that this drink, when consumed regularly, has the ability to hijack and reprogram your biology so much that stopping can kill you. Just best to avoid it.