This is insane to me

Like how of any nation is that green?

As is (the new) tradition.

Why are we not seeing more travel advisories? I know of a few but if this was any other nation you would have advisories from almost everyone by now.

This seems tame for news in today’s world.

Oh this is the Onion…

Jasmine Mooney

The same one who is mostly in smaller budget productions? The same “millionaire” actress who does not even have a wikipedia page? That one? The same one that does not even show up on any “net worth” lists?

Apparently far-right and russian people/bots.

The democrats have not held a fair (or one at all) primary in years, and this is assuming the us will even have elections again as the republicans would like to do the democrat method of primary but for elections.

The onion is going to have a hard time with this new competition, Clown world.

Ha, you fools still pay for doors and locks? My house is now 100% done with fake locks and doors, they are so much lighter and easier to install.

Wait! why am I always getting robbed lately, it can not be my fake locks and doors! It has to be weirdos online following what I do.

Yeah, those checks and balances will kick in any day now!

Yeap, any day now.

You are who you associate with.

Must be why in most democratic nations you have no freedom of association.

No one has enough money, and this trend will get worse as this trade war goes on. Unless you can replace the credit buffer this initiative is a non starter.

To many people are living partly on a credit card, we need to ether replace it with an non american credit card, some other form of credit (LoCs are harder to get at the moment) or find a way to get more money to Canadians.

Well that seems a bit much to call Florida discount Canada, they need to work harder for that title.

Well this shit is likely not helping american military moral, which is good since this war will be rough and Canada needs every advantage/deserter available.

It is american?

Denmark? The same Denmark they are threatening over Greenland? That Denmark?

I get they are asking all of Europe (also the same Europe they are threatening a trade war with) but this is just full on clown car.

Oh hey looks like they are getting ahead of the courts already.

*had

Business partner BJ McCaslin called the situation a “nightmare” while Global Affairs Canada confirmed they’re aware but unable to intervene in U.S. immigration matters.

Oh fuck that, what else does Global Affairs do if not at the very least advocate for Canadians imprisoned in a hostile foreign nation? She was stopped and jailed for not having a complete work visa, that is not an immigration matter its a refusal of entry issue. Like whats the crime here? And not deporting someone due to them not being allowed in the US (but then holding them in the US) should be an act of war.

But why can we not have button phones as well? I miss tactile feedback.