You guys are getting Christmas bonuses!?

You’re gonna need it kiddo.

Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success, don’t hesitate to step on them.

I love that this is a real thing.

Tax exempt!

TIL: Mercury is salty about its environment.

You’ve got it all wrong, Luigi was just helping out his dear brother who was increasingly frustrated and angered at the insurance company refusing to let him get patients the treatment they needed.

That’s not a real country

No.

They didn’t take it out, it died of starvation.

Voters might change results!

Hans Reiser, who created reiserfs, was convicted of murdering his ex-wife. It was quite the deal at the time.

Surely nothing will go wrong with THIS corporate owned walled garden.

WTF is X? That is clearly a screenshot of Twitter.

Gold.

I love it here.

Well I’d hate to be caught in a crunch without a secondary backup comment.

By “near-miss prediction” I assume you mean that it’ll happen way sooner that 2505.

I found the unresolved plot insanely unsatisfying.

It was an interesting game for sure, good game play, art was excellent, story was kinda… all over the place. I really wanted to have some of the mysteries explained and wrapped up because that was the most compelling part and when they weren’t I was quite unhappy.

Yes, yes fucking exactly, how is it not an automatic gold mine!? This vexes me as well.