I am an engineer. And can shove anything into anywhere. Even a normal-sized gnome(or dwarf) in an ATM.

What is “progressive flag”?

I have been boycotting Microsoft for 10-15 years already. Feel fine.

Control-alt-delete.

Trump: Deport him to Canada!

Those capitalists can’t even hire a normal-sized gnome!

Putin: THANK YOU!

Country-dependent. In my society we never throw cigarette butts on the floor inside of the building.

US Emerges a Biggest Laser

What?!

US Emerges as Biggest Loser

Oh, ok…

Oh, food in vegan food!

Shut up and be ready to welcome your deported co-penguins from US zoos.

Just a differently coloured sparrow :)

I don’t know, so I don’t know.

Interesting word. Russia is also claiming that they are “liberating” something in Ukraine.

Liberate the US from Trump and his cronies.

Yes, even a president has one :)

To be honest: nothing dramatic will happen. You’ll just start buying less useless “stuff”. Start paying more attention to quality, because you can’t afford to replace broken useful stuff.

The era of excessive consumerism is over. It is more good than bad, actually.

An American adventurer, Mykhailo Viktorovych Polyakov, a big supporter of the American president Krasnov…

From NATO and the EU, please, too.

Maybe it would be better to make Israel the 51st state of the US, not Canada?

You wanted to say “cost customers” instead of “cost them”, correct? :)