Rust is the gayest programming language

Why don’t we destigmatise drama?

Unfortunately sdf is still federated with Hexbear. The other day I asked a user not to use language dating back to the Roman Empire which has been used as a justification for two thousand years of imperialism, and I got dozens of replies from Hexbear users angry that I asked them to actually behave like leftists, and quite a bit of racism, and a picture of a pig pooping on its testicles. This is a brand new account I made to spread the good word of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ (who was black), so I don’t know how anyone who’s new to the Fediverse is supposed to put up with those people. I guess they just go back to Reddit.

I’d just like to take a moment to say that Hell doesn’t exist, and that nothing bad will happen to nonbelievers in Jesus Christ in the afterlife. When people who don’t believe in Jesus die, they go to whatever afterlife they do believe in, and if they don’t believe in any afterlife, they simply cease to exist. There’s no penalty for not following Jesus, it’s completely optional. Roman priests invented Hell to appeal to people who were used to the idea of the Greek underworld afterlife, there’s no basis for it in Jesus’ teachings.

I refuse to eat animals because I don’t come from a Jewish family. Elohim promised all the animals to Abraham and his descendants, but I don’t know if I’m descended from Abraham, and I’m not risking it. The only meat I eat is the flesh of Jesus Christ.

In Halo, you can kill an elite squad commander and the grunts will run and cower. Halo wins once again.

We need a “Lemmy for normies” instance that doesn’t federate with any of the weird instances

Voting for the Democrats is like keeping a fire extinguisher in your car. It’s annoying to take time out of your day every few years to replace it, and it won’t make your car any nicer to drive, but it will prevent an engine fire from ruining your livelihood.

The Antichrist walks among us, wearing a spray tan and a toupee. We must use our second amendment rights to throw off our oppressors and create the kingdom of Elohim on earth.

The United States is the inheritor of all of Rome’s evils. They are the same culture, the same empire.

Ephesians isn’t a person. That verse was ACTUALLY written by Paul the Heretic, who never even met Jesus Christ. It’s fanfiction. It has no more biblical truth than Dante’s Inferno.

My favourite Isekai is the story of Jesus Christ, who came from Heaven to “another world” called Earth

Says who?

First they came for the children and I did nothing, for I was not a child

Commitment is grace.

The commitment to sacrifice your privilege for the good of others is the grace that saves you

If you have truly felt the grace of Jesus Christ then you will be compelled to do works of kindness. But if you have been taken in by the lies of the Antichrist then you will convinced you have felt His grace even as you steal from the poor and step on the downtrodden.

42 For I was hungry and you gave Me no food, I was thirsty and you gave Me no drink, 43 I was a stranger and you did not take Me in, I was naked and you did not clothe Me, I was sick and in prison and you did not visit Me.’

44 “Then they also will answer Him, ‘Lord, when did we see You hungry or thirsty or a stranger or naked or sick or in prison, and did not serve You?’

45 “He will answer, ‘Truly I say to you, as you did it not for one of the least of these, you did it not for Me.’

America (The modern incarnation of the Roman Empire) is doing what Rome always does, and assimilating all culture into its own.

It’s a coincidence if the cops ask