Entitled middle aged women (Karens). I started ranting about them in 2007, I guess.

laughs in American living in Germany

Guys will not be neutral until a man can say he fucked two guys last night and mean women.

My current job so far. I’m 38 and been there for two years.

Copied from a comment while ago: We’ve got free local artisan coffee, organic fruit, mineral water, and beer. We turn the kitchen table into a ping pong table with a net after lunch for however long people want to use it and people do. At 17:00 everyone’s got a beer on their desk and by 18:00 the doors are locked and the lights are out. One Thursday a month the table is used for beer pong after work and we play card games like Exploding Kittens.

I’ve never worked an hour over my full-time requirements (ever), I get unlimited sick leave and no one shames me for missing a week as long as I call in properly. 31 Vacation days and company parties are nice too, plus paid travel time and nice hotel rooms. Also I’ve never made more money in my life and we’re all getting extra bonuses to cover the unexpected inflation.

Oh and I can work from home four days a week if I want to. Gotta come in that one day, but it’s a fifteen minute walk from my house so that’s just fine for me. I come in on Tuesdays because that’s when the company orders lunch for everyone (just one day a week but still cool).

The cops even told us at the beginning of the protest, over loudspeakers, that we weren’t allowed to cover our faces.

Do you have a calendar?

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Send this post to your son. It’s not dignified, but you need to save your own life right now.

I would love to buy your book if I had a link to do so, and I’m sure a lot of other Lemmies would too.

It was, thank you so much!

Not this one, but thank you! I’m looking for one which had both their pictures on it, with Trump on the left.

Edit: I did look online as well as scroll back on Lemmy until I felt seasick, to no avail.

Yeah they translate every English word literally as a meme. Like Facebook becomes Gesichtbuch. Personally, I find it hilarious.

That’s the moment when they learned what they could get away with; what the Democrats will just take.

We already let Dubya get away with it.

Why would we assume you’re not being honest? Pretty sure we’re mostly all here due to hating Spez.

He’s got a pet passport.

I’ll look into this option, thank you!

Thank you!

Getting over my cold so I can be a productive little worker drone by Monday

This sounds to me like an ADHD cycle of failing to know how to prioritize. Focus on your immediate needs and take this step by step. First, find something to eat. Pasta with ketchup if you have to. Now figure out how to do a round of shopping. Just one. Not how to do them the best way forever, just once poorly to get some easy to eat foods in your house. Step by step.