Not to mention cabbages.

For the don’t-anger-the-sky-daddy religions, roughly the same as having a crazy aunt who gives 10% of her shit to a psychic or Trump. I haven’t experienced the be-one-with-the-universe religions being as exploitative, but I guess those wack Theravadan Wats don’t pay for themselves.

Me reading the headline thinking “It can’t be Tractor Supply…”

They’re good for those times when, you know, you want to eat 2,000 of something.

During COVID, I remember being envious of NZ’s government. Now I’m vaguely aware they were feeling left out and decided to elect their own Trump/La Pen/AfD/Sunak-style train wreck government.

The buyer is a comedian. His bid was 4-BOOBS.

This meme makes me hear Dragula.

I’ve been alternating between green & lemongrass+ginseng for a couple of months.

The definitive chicken dish is Chicken Tetrachloride.

I’ve got no beef with the noodles, but I feel like they’re all copy-pastas.

Anybody else thinking of their favorite video game where they’re ridiculously OP?

I know that Crowder is a right-wing shit-stirrer, and I’ve seen the meme a million times. Never had any idea that it was him in the picture.

As is Pennsyltucky’s “Y’inz.”

I got flamed to oblivion the last time I said this, but as she’s getting older, her resemblance to Lisa “Cuddy” Edelstein is becoming uncanny.

That description landed me on “Boomer Pete Davidson” which isn’t that far off.

The foundations of my French were built on puzzling out the backs of shampooing bottles while sitting on the crapper, pre-internet.

As a pentagenarian, I don’t love the fact that my shit stinks, but I’ve come to terms with it, and don’t expect it to change anytime soon. Same with racism in the South.

Welcome to Denmark.

If you accidentally upvote yourself on another platform, you could go blind.

Dennehy [was in] Star Trek: The Next Generation in the two-part episode “The Best of Both Worlds” as Lt. Commander Shelby