“Trump’s Distress” (to the tune of Romeo’s Distress by Christian Death)

(Verse 1) Walking down the street, people say, “Sir, you’re the best” So many losers out there, total mess Fake news everywhere, it’s a disgrace They don’t want America winning the race

(Chorus) So much distress! Total disaster! We had the best times—now? Such a faker! The economy? I built it bigger than ever! And now it’s all ruined, thanks to Sleepy Joe—so sad!

(Verse 2) They cry and whine, but I tell the truth Witch hunts, hoaxes—such a shame, folks, it’s proof! The radical left? They don’t want me back But the people love me, I’m leading the pack!

(Chorus) So much distress! Total disaster! We had the best times—now? Such a faker! The deep state is real, believe me, I know But don’t worry folks, we’ll make it great—let’s go!

(Bridge) Standing there, they’re tearing us down But the polls? I’m up—watch them frown! 2024? Oh, it’s gonna be sweet They’ll be crying, folks, total defeat!

(Outro) Believe me, believe me, I’m the best— No one’s done it better, not like the rest! They try to stop me, but they all fail Trump train rolling, never derailed!

God and atheist walk down the beach, atheist says “look a naked girl”, God says “STFU, it’s only stripped to the bone”

God is in the church, when a priest puts a peen in a boi

Quick, to the stupidmobil…

yes ur gross idiotses, repeat: axe to genitalia.

look I found a pic of you: masked wojack

Look guys, I just wanna say something (honest confession) I noticed some of u guys don’t like me very much, about 40%. Look, it’s not my fault if ur peen is smol. I’ve noticed a lot of negative reactions to my friendly banter posts, and I just want to say, you are already going through a lot with ur tiny peen disability, it’s a massive handicap and I bet u get a lot of weird situations with the girls laughing at u etc. I try to empathize to ur situation, it must be so horrible to have such a tiny peen. I just wanna say, being angry at me doesn’t really hlp ur situation too much, so why be angry? Then u have a smol peen and u angry too, like a little chihuahua who goes “woof woof grrrr”. Instead of being angry at me u could become a power hungry reddit or lemmy mod, or u could buy new sneakers, or a new ferrari, or even become a billionaire like Jeff Bezos who also used to have a smol peen just like u. Even if ur dick is extremely smol, if u earn some money, u find a girl who’ll like u for ur money, right? So why stress so much?

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