ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agoMild cases of deathi.postimg.ccimagemessage-square119fedilinkarrow-up11.55Karrow-down130file-text
arrow-up11.52Karrow-down1imageMild cases of deathi.postimg.ccickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agomessage-square119fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareBrudder Aaron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20arrow-down1·2 years agoWash that down with a Diet Coca-Cola™. Vitamins keep the bubbles fizzy!
minus-squaredlanm2u@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down1·2 years agoOh no, I drank some Dihydrogen monoxide! I hope I don’t die, cases of death from Dihydrogen monoxide exposure are quite common
minus-squareSetarkus.LW@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 years agoAs long as it’s mixed with a slight amount of sodium chloride along with some other natural minerals you should be fine. I heard drinking it pure makes your cells explode
minus-squareBrudder Aaron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·2 years agoWe should ban it! BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! ANYONE WHO DRINKS IT DIES!
minus-squareMongostein@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoI heard somewhere that all serial killers have used dihydrogen monoxide at least twice in their lives
minus-squareassassin_aragorn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·2 years agoThis joke never gets old. Just like unvaccinated children.
Wash that down with a Diet Coca-Cola™. Vitamins keep the bubbles fizzy!
Oh no, I drank some Dihydrogen monoxide! I hope I don’t die, cases of death from Dihydrogen monoxide exposure are quite common
As long as it’s mixed with a slight amount of sodium chloride along with some other natural minerals you should be fine. I heard drinking it pure makes your cells explode
We should ban it! BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! ANYONE WHO DRINKS IT DIES!
I heard somewhere that all serial killers have used dihydrogen monoxide at least twice in their lives
This joke never gets old. Just like unvaccinated children.