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robocall@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

Has this ever happened to you?

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robocall@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago
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    I write the code: $400 an hour

    I write the code and you help me: $800 an hour

    You write the code and I help you: $1600 an hour

    You write the code: $3200 an hour

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      I wrote a bit of python earlier, do I have to send you a cheque?

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        If you have to ask that question, then the answer is yes

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            That’s $6400 per hour

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                I would not if noticed that if not for your addendum.

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        Of course not! Cash is also acceptable.

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        Does it work? If so, no worries. If not, and you want me to fix it and/or listen to you complain about it, then pay up! :D

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        Actually I’m his manager, so you gotta pay me and I sign his checks.

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      Pssh, I wish I was getting $400 an hour to write code.

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