This damn dog keeps beating me to Thursday. Maybe I’ll win next week.

I was starting to suspect OP might be a novelty bot account until I checked their post history.

“Missed it by that much” 🤏

Thanks professor dog!

To all the haters out there: Facts don’t care about your feelings

This community is starting to…kinda suck?

Don’t scare me like that! I got deadlines and shit!

G’day, mate!

7 minutes too early

i should probably go to sleep

Greetings from the past. Does it still suck where you are?

Woof!