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Eager Eagle@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

why does the domino's website suck so bad? wrong answers only

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why does the domino's website suck so bad? wrong answers only

Eager Eagle@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    They obviously did it in less then 30 minutes

  • dannoffs@lemmy.sdf.org
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    They discontinued the Domino’s featuring Hatsune Miku app and she’s upset and fucking up their servers.

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      Umm it said wrong answers only

  • outer_spec@lemmy.studio
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    because the website is designed for ordering pizza, not for sucking.

    • Eager Eagle@lemmy.worldOP
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      now it all makes sense, thank you

  • MobileSuitBagera@lemmy.fmhy.ml
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    The tags they make everyone wear so that the tracker can accurately report the names of each person making your pizza cause a lot of problems on the servers.

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    It actually runs great on IE 5.1.7 on Mac OS 9.

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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      they developed the website for Netscape.

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    It’s part of a customer health improvement program designed to discourage overconsumption of their products through the inconvenient interface. Longer lifespan means more orders over time.

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    It keeps the raccoons off of it.

  • SJ_Zero@lemmy.fbxl.net
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    Contract stipulation was all coding had to be done in a domino mask.

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    Dominoes don’t always fall in an entirely predictable pattern. As a result, websites based on them often fail.

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    There’s no option to pay with sex.

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    The developers secretly work for pizza hut

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    their single web dev was denied stock options after a glowing yearly performance review, so they bought $10,000 worth of stock in little cesar’s and round table and is now actively sabotauging their employer while they look for better work.

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