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sidekickplayah@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 year ago

Two Sentence Rule

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Two Sentence Rule

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sidekickplayah@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 year ago
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  • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Cyanide smells (and maybe tastes?) like almonds. For people aware of this there is a subversion of expectation. It isn’t particularly good joke but taken satirically it’s alright.

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      Smells like bitter almonds, which smell like bleach.

      https://youtu.be/WYagO-nup6c?si=WdDJy3PP1yDw8wAl. (I really hope I’m remembering the contents of this video correctly, because if I wasn’t, that would be embarrassing, but I don’t have the time to check right now)

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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        https://piped.video/WYagO-nup6c?si=WdDJy3PP1yDw8wAl

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      I have tasted it

      it smells like it but it tastes like lye without the sodium taste

      • Python@programming.dev
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        but what does lye taste like?

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          salty cyanide duh

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      What’s the purpose of the grenade then? He poisoned her, then blew up with a grenade. Why?

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        There was no poison. You’re supposed to think she’s poisoned, but he meant the grenade.

        • summerof69@lemm.ee
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          That’s some Nolan shit.

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        It’s supposed to be a one-two punch. You’re expecting him to kill her with cyanide, but it turns out you were mistaken! Then he kills her anyway

        This kind of joke can totally work in a well-paced comedy, but not a two sentence horror. It’s a stretch to do it in two sentences.

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