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balderdash@lemmy.zip to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Paying your rent: it's that easy

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balderdash@lemmy.zip to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    There are actually several sub-categories for feet: there are some attracted to the arches, the toes, wrinkly or not soles, stinky, not stinky, always with socks, half-covered with socks, thigh highs, clean soles, dirty soles, feet up, nail polish, no nail polish.

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      Alright, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy. We got hot pussy, cold pussy. We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy. We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy. We got snapping pussy. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naugahyde pussy. We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy. C’mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers! If we don’t got it, you don’t want it!

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        Doubly apropos, from a Tarantino flick 👨🏼‍🍳🤌🏼

      • synae[he/him]@lemmy.sdf.org
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        If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere… Fuck it!

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      I feel a bit offended that you left my fetish of choice out. Feet with no toes.

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        Best I can do is toes with no feet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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          Where’s ze money, Lebowski?

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            You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me.

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              Hell I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon.

              With nail polish.

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            This is a certified !achievers@lebowski.social comment.

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        Mmmm… You mean elephant hoofing 🤤

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          Is that the next step after cankles?

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      Rule 34 in action.

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