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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前

The other day, I said to Siri "Surely it will stop raining." Siri replied, "On Sunday, and don't call me Shirley."

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The other day, I said to Siri "Surely it will stop raining." Siri replied, "On Sunday, and don't call me Shirley."

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前

Turns out, I had my phone in Airplane! mode.

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