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minus-squareTryingSomethingNew@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 year agoMisdirection is one of the hallmarks of a magician, is it not?
minus-squarehydroptic@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down1·1 year agoI don’t know what the opposite of magic is, but SQL Server is that.
minus-squareTryingSomethingNew@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 year agoAre you kidding me? Why did the performance on this query start sucking this morning. Was it statistics? Plan recompilation? Plan sniffing? Bad plan? Somebody else running queries on the same spindles? Oh, it’s certainly magic.
minus-squarehydroptic@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·1 year agoI guess curses count as magic, too
minus-square𝚝𝚛𝚔@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoOr are they? Look behind your ear - tada! A magicians guild membership card with their name on it!
minus-squareJJROKCZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoIf they’re good at SQL, it’s magic yeah
minus-squarejabathekek@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-21 year agoThere’s a raunchy manga that just came out where the magic is based on SQL somehow. *Actually it’s a fan made re-release: My Ideal Life in Another World ~Perfected Fan Edition~ TOTALLY NSFW but I literally stayed for the plot.
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Misdirection is one of the hallmarks of a magician, is it not?
I don’t know what the opposite of magic is, but SQL Server is that.
Are you kidding me? Why did the performance on this query start sucking this morning. Was it statistics? Plan recompilation? Plan sniffing? Bad plan? Somebody else running queries on the same spindles? Oh, it’s certainly magic.
I guess curses count as magic, too
Or are they? Look behind your ear - tada! A magicians guild membership card with their name on it!
If they’re good at SQL, it’s magic yeah
There’s a raunchy manga that just came out where the magic is based on SQL somehow.
*Actually it’s a fan made re-release: My Ideal Life in Another World ~Perfected Fan Edition~ TOTALLY NSFW but I literally stayed for the plot.