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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Automation saves the day

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Automation saves the day

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • pacmondo@sh.itjust.works
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    Removes watch to wash hands, browser history erased.

    • Scubus@sh.itjust.works
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      I don’t see the problem here

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    At the moment of death … applying updates and restarting, please do not disrupt the device as this will take several minutes

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      Not true

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        Brb gotta kill this guy… for science

      • RealFknNito@lemmy.world
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        It’s an Apple product, I’m surprised it doesn’t charge you for updates first.

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    below*

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      Now the app is just going to loudly shout, “5” when they die.

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        Nah, it’s even better. “When heart rate falls, bellow 5”

        Having a relaxing moment? 5!

        Falling asleep? 5!

        Relaxing after a stressful moment? 5! Etc.

  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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    This is why I encrypt the drive my home directory is on.

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