robocall@lemmy.world to me_irl@lemmy.world · 1 year agome_irllemmy.worldimagemessage-square63linkfedilinkarrow-up11.03Karrow-down118
arrow-up11.01Karrow-down1imageme_irllemmy.worldrobocall@lemmy.world to me_irl@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square63linkfedilink
minus-squaredejected_warp_core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·1 year agoInterviewer: Are you suggesting that you left your previous employer at a substantial percentage of the speed of light to only slow down and arrive here at this very moment? Candidate: I remember it like it was yesterday. Interviewer: ::hasty note-taking noises::
minus-squareOneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year agoInterviewer: did not leave a two weeks notice
Interviewer: Are you suggesting that you left your previous employer at a substantial percentage of the speed of light to only slow down and arrive here at this very moment?
Candidate: I remember it like it was yesterday.
Interviewer: ::hasty note-taking noises::
Interviewer: did not leave a two weeks notice
He’ll do it tomorrow.