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minus-squareA7thStone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up75·1 年前I hate those fucking stools. I swear they were invented to be so uncomfortable that once you’ve choked down that mediocre overpriced burger you want to leave as soon as possible because your ass hurts.
minus-squarePoolloverNathan@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·1 年前Getting people to leave quickly allows more people to enter, which means more burgers served.
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down1·1 年前always order everything to go and take it home and eat it in the comfort of my own bed. restaurants are so uncomfortable.
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·1 年前When you eat so many luxury burger that you can only afford a studio, there isn’t any other seating than bed.
minus-squareCoreidan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 年前You eat in your bed? Ngl that is nasty
minus-squaredependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 年前In what way? Genuinely curious if it’s because you might get food in bed or the act of eating where you sleep?
minus-squareRaxiel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 年前Don’t worry, they mean the bed of their truck. The airflow at highway speeds ensure all crumbs are carried away immediately!
minus-squareSanctus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 年前They’re shitty amazon order stools I bet.
minus-squarePatMustard@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 年前I assume they got them cheap when a school science lab was upgrading to something made this century
minus-squareclubb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·1 年前Manage to price tater tots at 1 dollar
I hate those fucking stools. I swear they were invented to be so uncomfortable that once you’ve choked down that mediocre overpriced burger you want to leave as soon as possible because your ass hurts.
Getting people to leave quickly allows more people to enter, which means more burgers served.
always order everything to go and take it home and eat it in the comfort of my own bed.
restaurants are so uncomfortable.
What’s wrong with you 😧
nothing?
When you eat so many luxury burger that you can only afford a studio, there isn’t any other seating than bed.
Remember to get an avocado toast side
You eat in your bed? Ngl that is nasty
In what way?
Genuinely curious if it’s because you might get food in bed or the act of eating where you sleep?
100% because of mess
Don’t worry, they mean the bed of their truck. The airflow at highway speeds ensure all crumbs are carried away immediately!
They’re shitty amazon order stools I bet.
I assume they got them cheap when a school science lab was upgrading to something made this century
How the fuck do you even
The first thing you have to do is
Manage to price tater tots at 1 dollar
Then what you do is