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produnis@discuss.tchncs.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

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    “sorry, I use Linux and have no idea how that Windows stuff works…”

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      And then you help them anyway.

      Them: how’d you figure it out?

      Me: I typed your problem into Google and read the page it recommended. You should try it

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        Them: I typed my problem into Google and it told me to download GoodComputerFix.exe and now it won’t turn on.

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          That’s fine. We all need to rest after serious procedures and computers are no different

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          You needed to download some RAM first.

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      Same here but when someone asks me a question about iPhones. I know very little about them since I use android, but since I’m the “computer guy” I must be able to fix iphones too

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        Just jailbreak it and install lineage os

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        Yup. Someone asked my grandma why she has an Android instead of an iPhone and it’s literally because it was such a pain in the ass trying to help her with the iPhone when she had one. My work phone is now an iPhone and I still hate it.

        Also I somehow became “The Mac Expert” at work and have no fucking clue how.

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      Unironically me

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