noctisatrae@beehaw.org to Privacy@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago"Cars are the worst product for privacy" | Hope this will reach the normie consumer!foundation.mozilla.orgexternal-linkmessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1180arrow-down14cross-posted to: becomeme@sh.itjust.worksfuckcars@lemmy.worldprivacy@lemmy.worldfuckcars@lemmy.worldtechnology@lemmy.worldhackernews@lemmy.smeargle.fanstechnews@radiation.partyhackernews@derp.foo
arrow-up1176arrow-down1external-link"Cars are the worst product for privacy" | Hope this will reach the normie consumer!foundation.mozilla.orgnoctisatrae@beehaw.org to Privacy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square21fedilinkcross-posted to: becomeme@sh.itjust.worksfuckcars@lemmy.worldprivacy@lemmy.worldfuckcars@lemmy.worldtechnology@lemmy.worldhackernews@lemmy.smeargle.fanstechnews@radiation.partyhackernews@derp.foo
minus-squarepapabobolious@feddit.nulinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 year agoBut they keep locking themselves in the bathroom
minus-squareZorque@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoI just do that so the cat doesn’t stare awkwardly at me while I poo. When he doesn’t try and take a look in the bowl during the action, at least.
minus-squareSabata11792@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoAdvertisers pay double for poop recordings.
minus-squarepapabobolious@feddit.nulinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoWait for the new smell sensors, just a brief sniff of your turd and they can feed you ads for doctors you didn’t know you needed, yet
minus-squareRikudou_SageAlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoSilly advertisers, if they paid me, I’d happily sent those.
But they keep locking themselves in the bathroom
I just do that so the cat doesn’t stare awkwardly at me while I poo.
When he doesn’t try and take a look in the bowl during the action, at least.
Advertisers pay double for poop recordings.
Wait for the new smell sensors, just a brief sniff of your turd and they can feed you ads for doctors you didn’t know you needed, yet
Silly advertisers, if they paid me, I’d happily sent those.