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We all just need to learn to accept ourselves

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We all just need to learn to accept ourselves

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world ·
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    If I had 5 dicks I’d post pics on Reddit then never prove it.

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        Back when fallout had class

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          New Vegas will live on through memes for decades to come.

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            It’ll live on through people actually playing it to.

            Cause its still a fantastic game. Especially considering it was made in like a year.

            It was the last dying gasp of what Fallout could be.

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              Love that the mod community is still active. I don’t know much about modding, but they made it so simple for a smooth skin like me.

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                i think the only thing that’ll kill new vegas is the death of NexusMods.

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            Damnit! I was hoping that link was for a fallout memes instance. Oh well.

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              “In a world filled with misery and uncertainty, it is a great comfort to know that, in the end, there is light in the darkness.”

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                Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn’t work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !fnv@lemmy.world

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          Back when fallout had Cass.

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        I always felt “thus the name” was unnecessary and kind of ruined the line.

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      If I had five dicks, I’d sell pants. “They fit like a glove. "

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        Shouldn’t you be selling gloves?

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          “They fit like condoms !”

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      I’d save children, but not the British children.

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        Got a pocket full of horses?

        Did you fuck the shit out of bears? (Presumably with you 30 dicks and 2 sets of testicles?)

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          Did you make love like an eagle falling our of the sky? Killed your sensei in a fuel and never said why?

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      But then how would you get past the dick size filter? You know, the one that says “your masculinity must be this size or smaller to get in”?

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        Maybe they could be varying sizes?

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          Alright go on then, time to make your dream into a reality! :-P

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      If I had 5 dicks I’d try to play them like bagpipes

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        unzips

        scotland the brave starts playing over the gentle sound of slapping

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      2 ducks did.

      https://old.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/?xpromo_edp=enabled

      I think the image links are down, but GIS showed me a cached thumbnail.

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        There were inconsistencies with the pictures and he always skirted the question when that came up. If I remember right many people asked him to just post a video? And either he refused or he posted something that was really really really bad quality that didn’t make sense considering the quality of everything else he had?

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          He also used his fame to sell a book detailing his sex life and people were quick to point out anatomically impossible things.

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            Ooooh yeah! Honestly it’s been forever so I’m blanking on a lot I just remember reading a huge write-up of all the issues with it. I think it was on subredded drama?

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              DoubleDickDude was his name and in hindsight it’s hilarious how many people fell for it even though it was so obviously fake.

              On another note I wonder how much more convincing it would be nowadays using AI tech. Lol

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                oh shit that was fake ?

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      It wouldn’t be as nice to have those dicks in place of fingers, though

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