silence7@slrpnk.net to United States | News & Politics@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agoLong Island Midwife Gave Pellets Instead of Vaccines to 1,500 Childrenwww.nytimes.comexternal-linkmessage-square35linkfedilinkarrow-up1182arrow-down14
arrow-up1178arrow-down1external-linkLong Island Midwife Gave Pellets Instead of Vaccines to 1,500 Childrenwww.nytimes.comsilence7@slrpnk.net to United States | News & Politics@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square35linkfedilink
minus-squareJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·1 year agoNo no no. You see, those parents were looking for a more natural way to protect their children, rather than things that work.
minus-squarewalden@sub.wetshaving.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up28·1 year agoParent: hi can you just sign off that you vaxxed my kid and I’ll pay you? Midwife: Yes, but only if they take my magic pill. Parent: Sounds weird, but ok.
No no no. You see, those parents were looking for a more natural way to protect their children, rather than things that work.
Parent: hi can you just sign off that you vaxxed my kid and I’ll pay you?
Midwife: Yes, but only if they take my magic pill.
Parent: Sounds weird, but ok.
Kid: wait what