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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

I think we've been had

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Dont the British weigh things with rocks or some dumb shit?

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      They’re actually finely calibrated stones. For instance, my weight is 13 stones and a packet of gravel.

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        I lost twelve gravel and a teaspoon of sand this week.

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          I found them. They are in my shoes. Do you want them back?

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        Beard, ma’am? Finest in Jerusalem

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        13 stone and and a pywackett of gravel or twelve stone and three hands?

        Use your words, sheesh.

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      The British have a perfectly logical system that results in us buying fuel by the litre, measuring speed in miles per hour, and measuring fuel economy in miles per gallon. We are doing just fine thank you very much.

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        Knowledge is power. Using all of the knowledge at once is surely the most powerful.

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      When I was at university, my friends and I used beer for currency. Somehow it was easier to say “you owe me two beers” than say “you owe me 100 kr”

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